My number one guilty pleasure is celebrity gossip. My preferred source: People.com. Not a day goes by that I don't check out the Top 5 Newsfeed. This week I came across a Seal-n-Heidi breakup story. Maybe you heard too? Seal makes a statement to the media that Heidi was "fornicating with the help". OMG...that has honestly kept me amused all week. There are so many reasons why this entertains me. #1... how absolutely arrogant of someone to refer to someone as "the help". #2... Heidi must be absolutely seething! I would probably hunt down my ex-ANYTHING just to him a piece of my mind about any statement accusing me of "fornicating". Just leave it alone buddy. #3... I think he has been photographed "fornicating" too since all this breakup mess started. You just can't win.
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All of this silliness happens as Taylor Swift's new country {and I use that word loosely} song is being overplayed on the radio. Have you heard it? "We are never, ever, ever getting back together". I wonder if Heidi sings this while driving in her car? I think I would.
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I'm sure most of you are thinking this is silly talk but also kind of entertaining, right? I mean aren't these the moments that you feel incredible joy over your normal life. I'm just me. No elaborate lifestyle or crazy drama. And that deserves a great big YAY!
Ugh, that arrogance you noted just irks me to no end. "The help"?? Seriously? One can really only use that phrase if it's prefaced by "Have you read..." or "Man, I just finished..." and ball of tissues in hand.
ReplyDeleteBecause damn, that's a good book.
I agree! And it was a good book, huh?
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift writes really catchy songs, but she seriously irks me. Thanks for stopping by my place today. And congrats on getting a Target soon!
ReplyDeleteJust the word fornicating makes me giggle.
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